Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
that’s his bed now
when everyone u know is invited to something except for u
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
I hate y’all. I do..
Hey look a seahorse
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard